понедельник, 13 мая 2013 г.

 
Conquest of the fence
Once upon a time, on a cold winter day I was going home. Everything seemed nice and great to me: I just had a cup of coffee and a chocolate and nothing could make me more happier
I approached the gate leading to my house. I didn't have the keys, so I pressed the button of the door bell. But it didn't work. The bell was frozen. I didn't care much. I'll call my sister and she will come and open the gate for me.
I took out my phone. But my sister didn't reply. I was still calm. I called my mom, then dad, but no one answered. “How strange!” - thought I - “Are they all busy?”
Only after some amount of time I understood that my calls didn't come through as my phone balance was gone.
I realized that the situation in which I found myself wasn't funny at all. It was 4 o'clock. My dad comes at 6. Mom is at the training with my brother and they will return very late. I had two possibilities: I could wait for to hours outdoors until my dad comes or I could do something.
But what?... From despair I went to the shop I bought another cup of coffee.
Suddenly, an idea went into my head. I could just climb on the fence and I'll be at home! Spiny bushes that were on the way didn't really matter. I was determined.
After looking around (people could think that I was a thief or was crazy), I began the advance.
But it was impossible to go through the bushes! They clinged to clothes and hair, so I got stock half way. I panicked and crawled back.
After I while I repeated the attempt. This time I wouldn’t use turtle method (I was moving too slowly through the bushes). I rushed. When I opened my eyes I was already behind the shrubbery.
But another problem appeared: I couldn't reach the fence. There was no way back. I stood on one of the boughs. It was staggering. I holded the iron bars. The only thing left was just to pull myself up. My legs were shaking. I was nervous and scared. I wanted to cry and go away. “Don't panic” - told I to myself “Everything's all right.”
Abruptly I pulled myself up and grabbed the cold bars with all my force. I conquered the fence. My sufferings ended. When I reached home I figured out why my sister didn't look at the gate and did not hear anything. She was having fun with her best friend and listening to very loud music...

вторник, 7 мая 2013 г.


The mail function of the school should be to prepare students for life, not for further study.
School teaches people how to communicate with each other, how to manage problems, be more independent and responsible. It prepares for further life. Students are learning different languages, to be able to talk with many nationalities; they are developing their skills in subjects like Art, Drama, and Music. They learn about thing around them, learn how to survive in the world. 

воскресенье, 28 апреля 2013 г.

  16 reasons why it's bad to have a smaller brother...
1. He ia annoying
2. He screams all the time and doesn't react to your "Shut up!"
3. He steals your money and eats your sweets
4. He pretends to be innocent and tells ypur parents that you beat him up
5. He is a liar
6. He sings like Justin Bieber
7. He is sellfish
8.He thinks he is the most smartest person in the world
9.You are not allowed to beat him up because he is so small and you are so big
10. He destroyed our TVs screen
11. He tortures my poor piano
12. He thinks he is a macho (but he is not)
13. He whines all the time
14. He wathches one movie 3 times
15. He is so stupid he cannot pass a blood test
16.He is so ugly when he joined an ugly contest they said: "Sorry, no professionals"

воскресенье, 21 апреля 2013 г.


Here are some funny news...
Burger in space
Five Harvard students launched into space hamburger. This experiment they called "Operation" Skyfoll "in honor of the new James Bond film.
The balloon rose to a height of 30 km (stratosphere), burst and webcam with the burger fell to the ground.
Watching television reduces the number of brain convolutions
It turned out that people who often watch TV for a long time and had a brain smaller than those people who rarely watched TV. Number of convolutions were more people who did not watch TV.
Scientists attribute this to the fact that people who do not watch TV using their free time for the benefit of the brain: reading, doing needlework, chatting with friends, etc.
The most stupid burglar
On video surveillance cameras had filmed the phlegmatic Chinese robber with a hammer who tried to smash his instrument bulletproof glass at the ticket office of the bank.
Red Bull is now truly inspires ...
German researchers conducted a chemical analysis of the popular energy drink Red Bull and found cocaine in his composition. Although the narcotic substance there is so little that the health of consumers use energy will not affect, the German authorities banned the implementation of a miracle drink, because for the drug contrary to the law of the country.




понедельник, 15 апреля 2013 г.