воскресенье, 28 апреля 2013 г.

  16 reasons why it's bad to have a smaller brother...
1. He ia annoying
2. He screams all the time and doesn't react to your "Shut up!"
3. He steals your money and eats your sweets
4. He pretends to be innocent and tells ypur parents that you beat him up
5. He is a liar
6. He sings like Justin Bieber
7. He is sellfish
8.He thinks he is the most smartest person in the world
9.You are not allowed to beat him up because he is so small and you are so big
10. He destroyed our TVs screen
11. He tortures my poor piano
12. He thinks he is a macho (but he is not)
13. He whines all the time
14. He wathches one movie 3 times
15. He is so stupid he cannot pass a blood test
16.He is so ugly when he joined an ugly contest they said: "Sorry, no professionals"

воскресенье, 21 апреля 2013 г.


Here are some funny news...
Burger in space
Five Harvard students launched into space hamburger. This experiment they called "Operation" Skyfoll "in honor of the new James Bond film.
The balloon rose to a height of 30 km (stratosphere), burst and webcam with the burger fell to the ground.
Watching television reduces the number of brain convolutions
It turned out that people who often watch TV for a long time and had a brain smaller than those people who rarely watched TV. Number of convolutions were more people who did not watch TV.
Scientists attribute this to the fact that people who do not watch TV using their free time for the benefit of the brain: reading, doing needlework, chatting with friends, etc.
The most stupid burglar
On video surveillance cameras had filmed the phlegmatic Chinese robber with a hammer who tried to smash his instrument bulletproof glass at the ticket office of the bank.
Red Bull is now truly inspires ...
German researchers conducted a chemical analysis of the popular energy drink Red Bull and found cocaine in his composition. Although the narcotic substance there is so little that the health of consumers use energy will not affect, the German authorities banned the implementation of a miracle drink, because for the drug contrary to the law of the country.




понедельник, 15 апреля 2013 г.